Overheard At Notre Dame

Text 2Notes

“Okay, would you marry Kocoum, or Hercules?”

- Guy in LaFun basement, 12:25 am


Text

“That’s my one regret in life…

I never played musical fucks.”

- Two Glee Club members at rehearsal, DPAC, 5:00pm


Text

Girl 1: He sent me a picture of his dick. I think he was drunk.

(shows the picture)  

Girl 2: Oh oh ohhh.  Look at that.

- Outside South, 1:50 pm


Text

“It was an awkward night because I was being solicited by all kinds of people…”


Text

“Okay, number 1: Your penis doesn’t work. Number two: What are you going to do about it?”

- Guy outside South Dining Hall


Text

“You can’t kill Jesus yet; it’s not Good Friday.”

- North Dining Hall


Text

“Were you rating her in general, or were you rating her boobs?”

- Guy outside South Dining Hall


Text

“She’s a free sexual spirit!”

- Girl in Pangborn, 11:42 pm


Text

“Alright… time to suck today’s dick.”

- Stanford Hall, 11 am


Text

“I came over here to hook up with him and now that obviously can’t happen, so now I have to go back and just finger myself again.”

- Girl in the basement of Sorin College


111
To Tumblr, Love PixelUnion

We're updating Fluid!

Soon, we'll be updating the look and feel of this theme. Read about the changes here. You can easily turn off this notification in the theme customization panel.

Close